SKIRT: You’re occupying my seat!
BLOUSE: We have not been allocated seats yet, have we?
S: You’re a newcomer and you’re teaching me the Rules of the House?
B: Anyone can read the Rules of the House!
S: Eh?
B: Well, you don’t expect me, as a prospective lawmaker, not to acquaint myself with the Rules?
S: Hmm? What an argumentative lot you new guys appear to be! Listen, in here, there are both written Rules and Respected Conventions.
B: Oh? that may have happened in the days of The Single Gown. In this Skirt and Blouse era, we shall do things according to the book. If you object to my sitting here, wait until our Majority and Minority leaders are officially appointed. Then when you have a complaint to make, you tell the leader of the group you belong to! Ok?
S: If we have to have a round-table conference every time someone insists on going to the toilet first, then when can we conduct proper business?
B: Are you not the ones who insisted that everything should be decided in court?
S: In doing that, were we not following your precedent?
(A THIRD MEMBER HAS BEEN EAVESDROPPING ON THE CONVERSATION. HE APPROACHES HIS PARTY “LEADER”)
3RD MEMBER: Sir, if we don’t take care, our mooted co-habitation system based on Consensus….?
PARTY LEADER: Exactly!… Some of our members cannot even agree on where to sit? And we are going to bring up issues to them to agree to!
3DM:Think of the Budget… Ministerial confirmation hearings….
PL: The allowances of Members of Parliament….
3DM:Car loans….
PL: 3DM: Who would be Acting President should (and I say this with my mouth inside the rubbish heap!)both the President and the Vice-President be stricken with, say, Covid-19?
PL: We need to work out an agreement with a fine tooth’s comb.
3DM: Even if we succeed, who will interpret the agreement for us if one of the signatories breaks it? Especially as….
BOTH: … We are both awaiting the resolution of issues by the Supreme Court?
(A COGITATIVE SILENCE)
MME. SKIRT: (SHHHH!) Did you hear what I just heard? Please come and take the seat! If we don’t take care, we won’t be able to earn even one month’s salary before they dissolve the House and turn us loose on the electorate again.
M’LLE. BLOUSE: No! YOU take the seat! Who has the money to go and carry out another election campaign? My mortgage repayment will become due on the 20th. If I…..
MME. SKIRT: You too? These mortgage agreements look so sweet when you’re signing them: brand new house, all kitchen equipment capitalised;
pay nothing until the direct debit mandate becomes operational. But just experience an unexpected calamity and allow the direct debit to go unpaid. First your bank charges you! And then the mortgage company writes politely to warn you that if it remains unpaid for another month, the interest rate will be hiked and an additional sum will be added to what you owe and then if it reaches a certain point, you will be thrown out of the house and if they put it on the market and it doesn’t fetch the amount you borrowed plus the “conveyance expenses”, you will be sued for the difference and…
B: YIEEEE? Does the mortgage agreement say all that?
S: You didn’t read the document before signing it?
B: Well, the Terms and Conditions were so lengthy….. I just glanced through it and winked at my lawyer, hoping he would wink back if there was anything wrong with it. When he didn’t wink back, I assumed everything was all right and and I signed it!
S: I nearly made the same mistake myself. But I had been warned that one has to be careful about such things. Because lawyers always win – if you sue someone, they charge you! And if someone else sues you, they charge you…
B: I wish the leaders of the House would reach the Cohabitation Agreement quickly!
S: I am ready to offer them my skirt, if it will save the situation!
B; Ho! Your skirt isn’t as tempting as my Blouse, is it? With my Blouse, they can pretend to be dotting the “i’s” or crossing the “t’s” before they even think of your Skirt….!
S: Ho! Toying with the Blouse without getting down to the Skirt for “The Real Business” is called “teasing”, isn’t it?
BOTH: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! WE’VE GOT TO WORK TOGETHER!
LONG LIVE CO-HABITATION!
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So, Donald Trump has been banned from Facebook and Twitter.
What will he do next?
There’s a posting on WhatsApp that suggests that he’s making for – wait for it – Ghana!
I imagine that the reason why the creator of the image thinks Trump is making for Ghana is that here too, someone who did not want a vote counted, snatched a ballot box from its position in Parliament House during the election of the Speaker.
But that’s not a fair comparison at all, is it?. In Ghana, a place that, presumably, was one of those that Donald Trump famously described as the “Shithouse Countries” of the world, all that happened was that a ballot box was snatched. Oh, well, one or two ballot papers might have been masticated as well.
But Mr “Shithouse Country Creator” incited his supporters to go and break down the doors of America’s Parliament House, known as “The Capitol”, and drive away America’s elected representatives! They were in the process of certifying the result of an election accepted by almost everyone (save lunatic Trumpites) as accurate.
Trump’s followers forced the elected representatives of the USA to find places to hide in the Capitol!
Trump’s followers ransacked the papers which are used by America’s elected representatives to make laws for the country. They stole some and left the rest strewn all over the floor of the offices of the Legislators.
The insurrectionist actions of the Trump supporters left five people DEAD!
A tattooed moron impudently put his feet on the desk of the elected Speaker of the American House of Representatives, Nancy Pelosi!
If these events had happened in Romania, Trump and his family would be dead by now.
Say nothing about how America had intervened to cause bloodshed in Chile, Guatemala, Panama, Nicaragua or Venezuela – in fulfilling America’s self-allocated role as the “guardian of democracy” in the world.
Say nothing about the “Bay of Pigs” invasion mounted by America in Cuba!
But Donald Trump lives to try again another day.
Americans elected him President in 2016 despite the sadistic streak he had exhibited on Television week after weak, telling people: “You are Fired!”
And now that he has committed treason against the USA, some are saying that he should not be removed from office because that will “divide the nation”!
How much more divided can America be than it’s been under Trump?
That truth, alas, will be hidden from the American people. By the American media giants, which waited until Trump had done his deceitful worst, before placing a “ban” on his lunatic utterances.
What a shame, oh Great America!
By CAMERON DUODU
